I have an announcement to make.

The tales will continue to be told! At some point, a blog will get made!

I start dancing for the club on Wednesday.

“What a shocking move!” said absolutely no one who knows me or knows that this was kinda my plan all along 

I’m terrified.

In related news, do I have any friends who could loan me or sell me a pair of size six stripper shoes? I’m scrambling a little. 

Your regularly scheduled stories will commence tomorrow. Boy, do I have a doozy for you, too.