At the club of late, I have observed a very interesting phenomenon: dancers giving what I call “motorboat massages” to clients. It’s a thing I have seen many dancers doing in which they wedge your face in their massive mammaries, dig their fingers into your shoulders and scratch their long nails up and down your back and into your hair.
Aside from obvious boob sweat hazards (which aren’t a problem as long as you’re into those humidi-titties), this seems to me as good a way of getting a massage as any. In fact, I am tempted to pay for this kind of massage as well. It looks pretty fucking amazing.
Hot female massage therapists, perhaps this could be a repertoire-expanding move for you?